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BY: sanctuary-forall
CW: 185
GW1: 185
Nameϟ Rylee
Ageϟ 16 | Libra | Slytherin
ϟHarry Potter | Fashion | Tom Felton | Vampires | LGBT | Writing | Reading | Drarry | Broadway | Singing | Acting | Cosplay | Romance | Monster High | Gleek | Sanctuary | Queer as Folk|
+Pottermore: AsphodelFlight4126 {S}, QuillBat66{G} -Beta-
The moral of the story? The future is yours.
So the thumpa thumpa continues...
| Teacher: | Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but- |
|---|---|
| Me: | LOKI? |
| Teacher: | Pardon? |
| Me: | The God of Mischief. |
| Teacher: | ...okay. So, where's your homework? |
| Me: | I don't have it. |
| Teacher: | What? |
| Me: | I sent it off, I know not where. |
| Teacher: | Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange... |
| Me: | Is it madness? IS IT? |
| Teacher: | Hey, watch your tone- |
| Me: | WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT? |
| Teacher: | Okay, I think you need to- |
| Me: | How's your coffee? |
| Teacher: | What? |
| Me: | You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank? |
| Teacher: | I don't- |
| Me: | There's no gas in the tank. |
| Teacher: | What- |
| Me: | I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS. |
| Teacher: | Okay, I think it's time for- |
| Me: | LOKI'D. |
| Teacher: | Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office? |
| Me: | NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME. |
| Teacher: | Preferably several someones? |
| Me: | I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A- |
| Teacher: | Restrain her. |
| Me: | *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant... |
| Teacher: | What even. |
| Friend: | You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it. |
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BY: sanctuary-forall
You should be asleep
Bwhaha, thank you, love. <3 I actually fell asleep ‘bout four minutes after you sent this. Thank you though. <3
